Category: Cram Session
We all have them, so let’s hear!
I've had a few. Spilled my dinner twice, I crashed into a wall and fell out when I was doing tricks in the chair,
Lost the plot because I couldn't reach a hook in the P.E changing room I swore out loud in front of the teacher, your man was not happy, I should have said it in Irish.
Stevie
Yeah, I guess I have a few too. Skating on the playground and falling over in front of the classroom assistant. I threw my dinner all over my clothes and handbag because the stupid idiot who was carrying my tray didn't put it on the table properly so I knocked it backwards in to my lap, I was almost sick all over my friend's PE bag until at litterally the 11th hour and the very last second, the both my teacher and the classroom assistant rushed me off to the little girls room where both in the same instant, I was sick and well, you know what out the other end and had to go back over to the house with no pants on and with just my school pinafore dress covering the bleeding obvious, of course, the poor cleaner had to be pressed in to service and mop up after me, lollol. Needless to say, I don't think I got the pants back again. I was fooling around giving piggybacks to the littlies and dropped a girl on her head, oopsy, me and a couple of room mates were caught out of bed in nought but our PJs by a male house parent, stuffing our faces with chocolate Birthday cake as it was our friend Jessica's tenth Birthday. If I remember any more, I'll be sure to post them.
Jen.
When I was in high school, in French class, we got up to move to work in groups. I had apparently started my period and somehow stupidly didn't notice. When I got up there was blood on the seat. The boys were snickering and rather than telling me what was up, my teacher had me go ahead and stay in that chair. I didn't know what had happened until my sister mentioned something about it later, she'd heard people talking about it. By then I'd realize the female problem and thought I'd dealt with it, but I was so embarrassed to learn that that was what the fuss was about in French class. That teacher should have whispered
something to me and allowed me to go to the bathroom. Mrs. Margie Connor was no longer my favorite teacher. ERG, many, many years later that still embarrasses me, well not really, but it pisses me off that she didn't say something. She was laughing a little too--I guess she was embarrassed too...not one of my brighter moments in high school.
Ok… I have several.
I was climbing out of the pool and my swimsuit top fell down. I flashed my teacher my boobs and he knew me since way before I had boobs.
I got pansed in front of a computer class and I was wearing red Valentine’s Day heart underwear in April.
I got caught smoking out across from the school during class.
I started my period in the library in sixth grade. I bled on the chair and it was one of those chairs with a cushion.
I pulled a wedgy in front of one of my college instructors.
I’m full of them. I’m really a tactful person. I just have some weird luck. So don’t feel embarrassed to share.
lol, i was imatating my friend tiffany and i was doing this retarded opra thing that she always does, and the teacher walked in right in tthe middle, and it got quiet and i was still singing!... haha it was funny
hmm, i was running after this kid cause he had stolen a book and this kid had dropped his stuff in the hall and i tripped over him...
i cuss all the time in front of teachers... lol i dont care... its fun
lets see... oh yehh... my phone rang the other day right in the middle of class... lol it was funny cause we were taking a test and it was completely silent.
uuuuum, ya thats all i can think of
In high school, I was late to class one day, so I was running so the teacher wouldn't mark me tardy. Right as I was running past the student store window, where a few hot chicks worked, I ran straight in to a pole. I went flying backwards, my backpack ended up about 15 feet behind me, and my cane shot sideways. For sure not my most graceful moment.
Ok, this was in tenth grade. My friend and I got to leave class 5 minutes early to make it easier to travel the halls, because our school was very crowded. Well, I got up and walked out of history. Then walked to the cafeteria, while the previous lunch crowd was there. Walked to the far side of the cafeteria to get in that line. Then got my tray and walked to the center table of the cafeteria. Well this girl at the next table called my friend over. But she wouldn't go over. So finally the girl whispers, loudly to us, "you're friend has her period!" And believe me, it was very heavy. lol
Embarassin school moments? Lets see. The only one I can think of haooened in tenth grade. I was sitting in class and my braille notewasn't working for some reason. So this dumb student turns on the speech and starts going through every folder. School folders were no big deal. But then when he got to my personal folder and started going through it I was ready to scream! And Arg my best freind was also in that class!
You let him do that?
actually the teacher told him to.
Why's that? I would have refused.
That teacher who I didn't like anyway was a dork! And I likd her less after that.
Embarrassing moments in school? Let's see. I had a binder full of stuff, and when I was putting it in my bag, and all the papers fell out. My cell phone rang in class a couple of times. My braille lite was malfunctioning in piano class. It would say error, and I couldn't turn it off. It was talking good and loud too. I was waiting for my mom to pick me up from school. I heard footsteps and thought it was mom. It happened to be a highschool boy! When I called him mom, he didn't know what to think! That was quite embarrassing!
Yeah, my mobile phone bleeped in class once and I swore in front of the tutor when it went off, lmfao.
Jen.
The other day in history the teacher was giving a lecture and my cell phone went off. So i opened it to put in vibrate and didn't realize it was on speaker. And it was some credic card recording on the other end!
Man shawna, how funny!
well Katie the teacher gave me a lecture in front of the class so it wasn't that funny
The other day while I was sitting in math class and I turned on my braille note and I had the speach on without realizing it and it started reading a story I was writing and just as the teacher walked in it was at a part with about four cuss words and the teacher heard them!
Last semester, in my Spanish class, well I was actually running late to that class, because some guy named Bud tripped over my cane hard enough to break it. He reassembled the cane as best he could and then helped me to class. A few minutes later, one of the college campus police showed up in my class, along with Bud. I asked, "Is he in trouble?" The police officer at first said he was going to lock the guy up, as a joke of course, but it scared me for a second. Then he explained that the school would buy me a new cane. It was quite funny actually.
When I was in eightht grade a kid tripped over my cane and bent it to the point whare it curved.
Holy shit, that happened to me in the fourth grade. I walked in to the room where my vision teacher was waiting for me and he took one look at the cane and was like, "Good Lord, what the heck happened?"
A friend and I went out to dinner before going to a musical on campus and the food didn’t sit right with me. I had soup, salad and bread so it basically ran right through me. I had to take the biggest crap and the only bathroom available in the immediate vicinity was where the girls were changing for the performance. Thank God this bathroom wasn’t hands free because I was flushing and spraying grapefruit orange body spray to cover up the Oder of death. I felt a lot better when I sat down to enjoy the show.
I've broken tons of canes in HS lol. I broke like four of them during the first few years. Now I've got my guide dog ... thank God no one has broken him yet.
Um I've smacked into poles, doors ... all that good stuff. Tripped down some steps...A couple of weeks ago, I got my period like two weeks early and nothing showed (so I'm told), but I had to walk to the front corner of the class to use the printer to print out my quiz, and I had to walk like in front of everyone, and I was sooo scared lmao it was awful. Then I ran to the bathroom during the passing period and fixed myself up haha, and was tardy to my next class and I was like sooo upset lol. It was pathetic.
The other day I was in math and my braille note just stopped working. So I did all of the usual trouble shooting stuff but the thing wouldn't respond so while the teacher was writing on the boatrd I just pressed the reset button and the entire class was like what was that?
Hahhah that's happened to me before with the stupid BN hahaha.
Dude I got my period two weeks early again today. And I was wearing white pants. And I had to wear my sweatshirt around my waist. I hate being a blind girl sometimes hahah. Not that being sighted would have alerted me to the fact that my menstrual cycle is the crap, but whatevers.
Today I was in history and my teacher was giving a lecture and for no reason my bn locked up and I couldn't get my professor's attention so I just pressed the reset button and had to explain to my profesor what the beep was and then he told the class that if any of them beeped they were out of his room.
I was in history and it was totally and my cell ophone started playing one of my ring toes I have set for a friend and the class was like what was that?
Battle star queen, looks like u have major braille note troubles. haha. ok, my embarassing moments...
Well, I was running towards one of my calsses. Now, my school has two buildings. One for ninth and tenth graders, and one for eleventh and twelfth. In the middle of these two buildings, is a set of modajulers. So, I walked out of the nine ten center, and started to run towards the mods. I slammed right into a pole, and the thing started shaking so badly, I thought it was gonna fall down. Apparently, some one musta been watching me, because I found out from blade dragon today, that they thought that was him. hmmmm. I was walking towards the stairs in the 9/10 building, and two kids were running up the stairs, chasing each other, and they hit my cane. The thing ben in half. Luckily, they tried to help me out and unbend it. It was still a little bent, and usable, but people were asking me "what happened to your stick/cane?"
Well, I vomited in drama once, and at the blindness training center, I vomited in woodshop in front of everybody! How embarrassing!
hmm...
I've been late to classes, and while I was running, I ran into a group of hot girls (so I have been told), so I fell backwards. 2 minutes later, I find myself being helped up while blushing...
people tripped over my cane, I've talked to poles, and all that good stuff. hmm, there's more...
oh, in the seventh grade, my english teacher had me come up in front of the class for the whole hour to explain what life was like being blind... and she had me feel her face, and she was like, "this is how they see, they feel."
I was shocked on the outside, but laughing on the inside... haha
... be back soon, if I have more memories...
On Thursday in math i had to tell my professor i had to reset my bn because it had locked up. And that was right in the middle of a lecture. And that has happened more than once in that class this semester.
Be glad it wasn't a braille 'n speak or braille lite, those things r loud when they do a warm reset. The Braille Note isn't too bad.
Hmmmm.
Ran into poles and stuff plinty of times at school..... ....
I hate the sound the Pac Mate makes by default when it turns on and off.I've been in class when I had to turn it on and it made those sounds and people have asked "What was that?" I hate it when it does that. I turned down the volume so it won't do that anymore.
One day in english we qere taking a test and my cell phone went off. And it was my pain of a little sister! I actually had to yell at her in front of the class for calling me at a time she knew not to call me anyway!
Hmm, one time in ninth grade at my public school. I was in english and I was going to write a paper. My laptop had died the night before in the middle of me listening to a trapped in the closit chapter, and I forgot about it. So I plugged it in and turned it on and it started playing it full blast, I wasn't able to turn it down until I logged on either. lol. Everyone laughed but I did as well. I haven't had to many embarrassing moments at school since I'm at a blind school half day.
omg wow. trapped in the closet during class? fuckin roflmaooo!
oi, Braille n speaks are fuckin loud. I remember when I was in the 5th grade, I had to turn it on to check something, and I had forgoten I had the speech as loud as it could go. Everyone was like, "what was that?"
On Thursday I was walking down the hall after math so could go to the caffiteria. Well I was just about to get on the elivator when somebody walked right in front of me and tripped over my cane. The good thing was my cane didn't get bent even though it hit the floor.
To many storys involving alcohol and vomit to mention!
hmm,
In 8th grade some girl tripped over my cane and broke it. Her Friend who was next to her just said"dam your fat, you broke his cane." It was the therd of 4 canes.
I'm just now reading this thread, and seeing all the old posts. I was mainstreamed all my life, and I have to say, I've never found needing to reset my note-taker in class an embarrassment, even if I got asked what the sound was. Same with people tripping over my cane. I'm as careful with my cane technique as I can be, but people also need to look where they're going.
One embarrassing moment happened to me in science class. I came into the room, pulled out my chair, and prepared to sit down. A friend started talking to me, so I turned in her direction to face her while talking. Then the teacher came in, so I knew I'd better sit, and I forgot I'd pulled my chair out as much as I had, and turned in the process. So I sat where I thought my chair was, and ended up on my butt on the floor. That hurt, and I know my face turned scarlet. LOL.
Also, was late to class once, and running to get there. Another student, a guy, apparently was having the same issue, because he came running around the corner from the other direction. We collided at topd speed, and this was a big dude. My head smacked solidly into his chest. We were both embarrassed, I think Those were both in high school, btw.
Oh wow... Thank God for my laptop.
I was thinking so hard about those goddamn liberals and so tired that my cane missed the wall. Oops...! I bumped in to it.
We are some fucking persuasive people if we hypnotize you into running into a wall…
I would call it angering.